I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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