She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
