Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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