never play flip cup with pint glasses
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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