That's intense
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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