He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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