Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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