But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
handjob tips. give me some.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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