Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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