5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Actions speak louder than pants.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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