That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You just made me feel so damn special
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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