I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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