I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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