You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
