Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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