Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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