Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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