Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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