Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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