In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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