yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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