But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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