3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
