I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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