she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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