How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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