you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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