It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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