Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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