Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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