Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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