Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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