Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
