I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize