im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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