Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Why is your signature on my underwear?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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