She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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