No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
