absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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