I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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