found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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