I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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