omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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