found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
