what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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