He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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