Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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