Don't you send me to vm
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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