It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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