awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
