i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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