No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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