Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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