We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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