I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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