drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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