Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Swine flu is the new snow day.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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