No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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