you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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